40 Father’s Day Quotes and Messages

Fathers Day Funny Quotes

Grab some Father’s day quotes and messages with funny tone and dedicate to your beloved dad. Whether you’re a son or a daughter, you can wish your dad on Father’s Day 2020 with a nice text from the given collection here.


Funny Father’s Day Quotes

  1. Dad spelled backwards is Dad, Dad spelled upside down is Pap, Which is good, since when you are a real father you are often turned upside down and backwards.
  2. Every child has a father, happy children have dads.
  3. Real Dads play with dolls.
  4. How many Dads does it take to assemble a toy? Just one, but it takes a roll of tape to put the instruction sheet back together.
  5. Why is it Dads are experts at the most difficult tv remotes but can’t figure how to put a toilet seat down.
  6. Amazingly most Dads can figure out how to run the most difficult mechanical devices, except the dishwasher.
  7. Father’s deserve a day off when they don’t do anything at all around the house. For some, that day is called “Every.”
  8. If a Dad got a dime for every time he tied a shoe, he’d be able to retire at the age of thirty two.
  9. There are Dads that can change a tire in the middle of a blizzard, but are clueless how to change a diaper in the middle of the night.
  10. A new movie released, “When Dads Attack.” A story about a Father’s reaction when his daughter’s prom date keeps her out too late.
  11. The difference between a Father and a Dad can be measured by the length of their outstretched arms.
  12. A Dad does not need to be a carpenter to build a relationship with his children.
  13. When you play “catch” it is perfectly fine to “drop” once in a while.
  14. Fathers can build a model airplane, but struggle to change a roll of toilet paper.
  15. Real dads allow themselves to get buried in the sand; Daddies allow themselves to get buried in slime.
  16. Real dads know every verse of the “Wheels on the Bus.”
  17. Once in a while a real dad wears a tiara and princess dress, and doesn’t care if the guys from the office see him.
  18. Some Fathers are in the Republican Party, Some are in the Democratic Party, but the best daddies spend time in the “Tea Parties.”
  19. A scary moment in a father’s life, is when his daughter is no longer grossed out by boys
  20. Some Fathers can win at anything, great Dads know how to lose, and Daddies let their kids beat the living daylights out of them.


Father’s Day Messages from Son or Daughter

  1. Happy Father’s Day to the man who made me what I am today, despite all the ways I tried to mess things up.
  2. Let me treat you to a great surprise on Father’s day, oh, and if you loan me 50 bucks you can come along too.
  3. If more fathers were like you dad, the world would be a better place.
  4. Some men strive to be great; others strive to make their children great. Dad, your goal was to be a great example and for that I am forever grateful.
  5. If you knew how much I love you dad, you might just shed a tear, But, knowing how much you loved me, helped me grow up without fears.
  6. This Father’s day, I wanted to let the universe know how great you are. So I sent a tweet out to: Everyoneinthewholewideworldandanyotherplanetsthatmighthaveinhabitantswhogiveacareandarewillingtolistenandwanttoknowareallygreatfather@twitter But for some reason it would not let me send the message.
  7. Hey dad, pick out any restaurant in town you want to go to on Father’s Day; as long as they accept coupons, will take your senior discount and have their menu behind the counter.
  8. I want to do something really special this father’s day. I am planning a great golf outing and was wondering if you would like to watch the grand kids for me.
  9. Some are fortunate to have famous fathers that the world thinks are great. I am blessed because I know you are my father and that’s all that really matters.
  10. If you could choose anyone in the world to be your father, I would choose you, and feel sorry for everyone else.
  11. Once in a while a really great man comes along. I have known one of those men and his name is Daddy.
  12. They say I have my father’s eyes and I hope that’s true. Because, you see and know me and you love me too.
  13. I always wanted to fill your shoes, and you were always proud when I did. Except for that time I filled them with that green slime; that was the day I learned 3 new vocabulary words.
  14. Dad, I am so glad your memory is strong and your mind is clear. But I really wouldn’t mind if you could forget the time when I broke your favorite chair.
  15. My wish for you this Father’s Day is that none of us(your children), break one of our toys, lose the remote, wreck the car, or ask for bail money. Happy Father’s Day!
  16. I was going to call you on Father’s Day, but my plan ran out of minutes. Then I remembered that #911 works anytime. But the dispatcher sent the firemen, when I clearly asked for “My old man.” The firemen were not very happy to see me. But, if you catch the 6 o’clock news you can hear me shout “Happy Father’s Day,” while they are all spraying me with the hoses.
  17. You used to tell me “Just wait, you’ll be a father someday,” I just want to tell you the wait is over! Happy Grandfather’s Day, dad.
  18. You have taught me that to be a great father to always put your family first. But on this day I want to be the first to know, that you are the champion of dads.
  19. Usually a great dad only comes along once in a young boy’s life. I lost mine when he was way too young, but because of you I have the privilege of having 2 great ones.
  20. There are plenty of fathers around and even a few great dads. But there is only one I call “Daddy,” Happy Father’s Day.


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Ending Note

I’m glad to serve these Fathers Day funny quotes to the readers of my websites. I’ve managed to gather 20 crispy and funny dad quotes from daughter and son. Enjoy the dad with your dad!


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