Find funny happy birthday boss wishes, quotes and messages.
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If I forget your birthday this year, please don’t forget my paycheck. Happy Birthday!!!
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To the greatest, most caring, and considerate boss. Oh, it’s your birthday; I thought you said it was time for my review?
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I can’t remember the last time I saw that many candles in one place? Unless, you count that rock concert at the municipal stadium last year? Happy Birthday, Boss!
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I hope I’m the first one to wish you a Happy Birthday, Boss? What, you say I’m not? In that case, can you remember this moment and save it for next year?
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Happy Birthday! I couldn’t ask for a nicer boss. I know, because I tried and was told, “You can’t ask for a nicer boss.”
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There are so few truly great bosses in the world today. I am privileged to know one that is having a birthday today. Happy Birthday, Sir!
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A nice boss is hard to find; finding a great boss is even harder. I am privileged to find both in you − Happy Birthday!
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When was the last time you heard someone say something nice about their boss? It may be a long time, so listen closely; Happy Birthday to the best boss anyone could ever want!
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We all pitched in and commissioned this card for your birthday. When all the money was collected, we had just enough to wish you a “Happy Bir!”
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Sir, we asked your family what you needed for your birthday. So, here is a road map from the office to your home!
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Long hours turn into long weeks, which turn into long months and long years. It’s been a long time since you’ve heard it, so we give you three very long cheers. “Happy Birthday − Hip Hip Hooray!!!”
Go to Top: Funny Birthday Wishes for a Boss
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It’s your Birthday, Boss! Can you believe we made it through another year? You deserve all the credit; of course, you would have taken the credit even if we did all the work!
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We planned a great party for your birthday; you’re the greatest boss ever! Ofcourse we really mean it? Unless, you are docking this time from our pay? In that case, I hope you have a fun time cleaning up the mess.
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Let’s make an agreement, I won’t tell anyone it’s your birthday; if you don’t tell anyone I was late today.
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Happy Birthday Boss! I would have given you a much nicer present, but we both know how difficult that would be on my salary.
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So Boss, can you tell me what birthday this is for you?
What do you mean, “It’s none of my business?”
I’m your Human Resources Manager; I already know what’s in your record and was just giving you the opportunity to make it sound believable!
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Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone it’s the boss’ birthday. If he thinks we don’t know, he will be a whole lot nicer today.
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“Once upon a time there lived a kind and gentle boss.” Oh wait that’s, “Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess.” Whew! I almost broke the “One Fairy-Tale-a-day rule.” Happy Birthday to a (“Prince” or “Princess”) of a boss.
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A truly great boss comes along once in your life. I am so happy to have you as my boss. Happy Birthday to one of the truly great bosses!
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A little bird told us today was your birthday. Of course, we didn’t believe him because everyone knows little birds can’t talk, so we ate the bird. But, on the outside chance the bird was telling the truth, “Happy Birthday, Boss.” And by the way, the bird tasted wonderful!
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